damn, it's the teen girl life. damn, it's the teen girl life.
damn, it's the teen girl life.

samanticshift:

reasons you need to stop bragging about your “perfect grammar and spelling”

-it’s ableist

-it’s annoying

-it’s probably nowhere close to perfect, not even by your standards

-you sound like a fucking brat

-language evolves; or, as my favorite linguistics professor used to say, in his deep russian monotone: “language is alive”

-sherman alexie: “grammar cops are rarely good writers. imagination always disobeys.”

-like i can’t even tell you how true that is

-errors do not necessarily suggest a lack of understanding

-the belief that “perfect grammar” is a real thing rests on the assumption that there are certain ways of writing and speaking that are fundamentally incorrect…

-and ultimately, racism and classism are the primary determiners of what’s considered “correct”

-there are so many other things to take pride in—why settle for being an elitist piece of shit?

(via sighbaby93)

(Source: thomasklang420, via sighbaby93)

i should really get back to doing my homework

“Anaconda” turns Nicki’s butt into a literal force of nature, causing earthquakes in a jungle setting. After parodying the idea of exoticism by opening on a jungle scene, she shifts into a workout setup with comically small weights. All of these setups make the same point: Nicki’s body is the modern ideal. And because Nicki is spitting rapid-fire jokes the whole time she is onscreen, it’s impossible to feel like she’s been reduced to a mere body.

This is confirmed by what comes next: Nicki squirting whipped cream on her tits, fondling a banana, and then slicing the banana with a maniacal laugh. Cutting up a metaphorical dick onscreen makes it even more clear that the “Anaconda” video is about Nicki asserting her power, not as a sexual object but a sexual subject. Both the suggestive choreography and the song’s lyrics, which recount a series of sexual encounters, double down on the fact that Nicki has all the power here, and that she can show as much of her body as she likes and retain all that power.


vgjunk:

Bishoujo Senshi Super Moon Fighter X, Sharp X68000.
supamuthafuckinvillain:

dayumshecangetit:

ebbaliciousz:

Dear Future Husband,
My body is yours tonight and every other night. Play with me, I am your instrument for our love concerto. I know you’re great with your hands and mouth, the stage is yours. Make me sing out sweet tunes in the most melodic way possible. Use me. I am yours.

I really love this comment

Wow…..
Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine.